MissBonnified

You can get a crash course on Intro To Bonnie N. Clyde 101 if you read the first column I wrote for YouBentMyWookie. :: This here little box will be Intermediate Bonnie N. Clyde :: I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I am so cute. K-U-T-E. I can spell really gud. Some know me as Bonnie but you may refer to me as Supreme Commander. I will also answer to Ultimate Destroyer since my quiz result of “Which Sailor Moon Character Are you” said I’m Sailor Saturn who can eradicate entire universes simply by touching the tip of her weapon to the ground…and then everything goes Ka.Boom. Too bad she loses her life as a result of bringing the End Game of all end games but hey, I’m gonna conveniently overlook that minor detail. I don’t see how I can define myself in all these little boxes. I can only be experienced. Now wouldn’t that make an excellent slogan for some kind of liquor or anything that’s exotic? Oh yeah. Know that you saw it here first. * wink *

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‘The Wolfman’ Movie Review: Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf? ‘The Wolfman’ Movie Review: Who’s Afraid Of The Big Bad Wolf?

Posted by MissBonnified on February 22nd, 2010

All in all, “The Wolfman” wasn’t a horrible movie. But sheer random shock factor is what made this movie scary, if it was even suppose to be scary to begin with.

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Undercover Boss = FTW! Undercover Boss = FTW!

Posted by MissBonnified on February 18th, 2010

MissBonnified apparently really liked the first episode of “Undercover Boss” and throwing around phrases like “it sucked major donkey balls.”

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Oh, When The Saints… Oh, When The Saints…

Posted by MissBonnified on February 9th, 2010

I’ve since decided to rename Super Bowl Sunday into the Man Holiday. This is the day when I think all men should be able to do whatever the hell it is that you guys do to make you feel like Ice Cube when he said “Today was a good day.”

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Facebook Meat Market: A Trollin’ We Will Go Facebook Meat Market: A Trollin’ We Will Go

Posted by MissBonnified on January 14th, 2010

I’ve been thinking a lot about the topic of dating lately. Maybe it’s because Valentine’s Day is creeping up on me in all it’s sneaky glory. Cupid’s a little bastard when you think about it.

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Hello, Kitty Hello, Kitty

Posted by MissBonnified on December 30th, 2009

Most girls have a thing for Hello Kitty. By “girls,” I mean females who have yet to hit puberty. I didn’t realize, however, that most women over the legal drinking age are still fixated and fascinated by this kitty cat.

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Avatar Is Beyond FTW, Movie Review Avatar Is Beyond FTW, Movie Review

Posted by MissBonnified on December 26th, 2009

If Avatar’s any inclination of what this man’s capable of, the world is simply not enough. I can’t think of a single reason why Avatar would ever be toppled from the pedestal I’ve put it on.

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‘Back To The Cutest Girls In The World, I Wish They All Could Be California Girls’ ‘Back To The Cutest Girls In The World, I Wish They All Could Be California Girls’

Posted by MissBonnified on December 10th, 2009

Years ago, the women actually looked like women because they had curves where we’re supposed to have them. Now a lot of females are just really thin.

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Follow The Leader, And Men With Their Cheating Hearts Follow The Leader, And Men With Their Cheating Hearts

Posted by MissBonnified on December 2nd, 2009

I don’t understand cheating. I just don’t understand. Is it for the thrill? Because it’s definitely not FTW unless you define “win” as sneaking around and hoping to God your prenup is airtight.

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