MissBonnified

You can get a crash course on Intro To Bonnie N. Clyde 101 if you read the first column I wrote for YouBentMyWookie. :: This here little box will be Intermediate Bonnie N. Clyde :: I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I am so cute. K-U-T-E. I can spell really gud. Some know me as Bonnie but you may refer to me as Supreme Commander. I will also answer to Ultimate Destroyer since my quiz result of “Which Sailor Moon Character Are you” said I’m Sailor Saturn who can eradicate entire universes simply by touching the tip of her weapon to the ground…and then everything goes Ka.Boom. Too bad she loses her life as a result of bringing the End Game of all end games but hey, I’m gonna conveniently overlook that minor detail. I don’t see how I can define myself in all these little boxes. I can only be experienced. Now wouldn’t that make an excellent slogan for some kind of liquor or anything that’s exotic? Oh yeah. Know that you saw it here first. * wink *

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Growing Up As A Colorguard Ass Kicking Ninja Turtle Growing Up As A Colorguard Ass Kicking Ninja Turtle

Posted by MissBonnified on August 25th, 2010

Learning how to use a bo ensured that no one ever dared to pick on me when I was Colorguard in high school. What they didn’t know was I’d be hearing the Mortak Kombat theme song playing at the same time I was spinning that flag around and aiming for soft body parts.

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Recovering From SDCC 2010 - HollyWeird, Nerds Gone Wild And The Elusive Olivia Munn Recovering From SDCC 2010 - HollyWeird, Nerds Gone Wild And The Elusive Olivia Munn

Posted by MissBonnified on August 13th, 2010

I came, I saw and I conquered the serpentine coils known as The Line To Hall H. Now that I’ve recovered and decompressed, here’s what I thought of the insanity this year.

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Exclusive: ‘Cyphers’ And Grinders And Drugs! Oh My! Kevin Lewis’ Next Project Exclusive: ‘Cyphers’ And Grinders And Drugs! Oh My! Kevin Lewis’ Next Project

Posted by MissBonnified on August 5th, 2010

Writer/direct Kevin Lewis speaks to us about his newest sci-fi horror thriller “Cyphers,” involving… Grinders?

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YBMW: ‘Ghost Adventures’ Exclusive At SDCC 2010 YBMW: ‘Ghost Adventures’ Exclusive At SDCC 2010

Posted by MissBonnified on July 27th, 2010

“Ghost Adventures’” Zak Bagans, Nick Groff and Aaron Goodwin sits down with us for a crash course in ghost busting at their very first Comic-Con!

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SDCC 2010: ‘Let Me In’ Panel News With Trailer SDCC 2010: ‘Let Me In’ Panel News With Trailer

Posted by MissBonnified on July 27th, 2010

“Let Me In” is one of those few remakes that won’t suck. No pun intended.

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‘Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark’ Made Me Scream Like A Banshee ‘Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark’ Made Me Scream Like A Banshee

Posted by MissBonnified on July 24th, 2010

“Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark” did the near impossible. It made me scream like a banshee twice…and this is just the preview!!

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SDCC 2010: If Looks Could Kill - Nikita Review SDCC 2010: If Looks Could Kill - Nikita Review

Posted by MissBonnified on July 22nd, 2010

Sex sells. I know that, you know that, the whole world knows that. Maggie Q is a gorgeous girl worthy of filling the legendary sexy stilettoes of Nikita.

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Gearing Up For San Diego Comic-Con 2010. I’m Ready. Are You? Gearing Up For San Diego Comic-Con 2010. I’m Ready. Are You?

Posted by MissBonnified on July 20th, 2010

San Diego Comic-Con was was complete madness last year. I understand that this year will be sheer pandemonium. I say “BRING IT ON, COMIC-CON!!!” Wow, that totally rhymed.

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