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Fake Celebrities And Why I Will Never Understand Women Fake Celebrities And Why I Will Never Understand Women

Posted by MissBonnified on May 25th, 2009

Why are people like OctoMom and Jon and Kate Gosselin celebrities? I’m serious. Who ARE these freaks and why do people care?

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I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It, The Taste Of Her Absinthe Chapstick I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It, The Taste Of Her Absinthe Chapstick

Posted by MissBonnified on May 15th, 2009

I vaguely remembered something about some green thing that turns people all crazy, something about Van Gogh cutting off his ear and then blah blah blah it was banned.

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This Post Is Sponsored By The Letter “H” For Hawtness And Powered By Raging Hormones This Post Is Sponsored By The Letter “H” For Hawtness And Powered By Raging Hormones

Posted by MissBonnified on May 8th, 2009

I didn’t really know what the hell X-Men were when I was 12 but based on the name, I was a little afraid it was kind of naughty…

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Ken, The Playboy Leach On Barbie’s Ass and Wallet For 48 Years Ken, The Playboy Leach On Barbie’s Ass and Wallet For 48 Years

Posted by MissBonnified on May 1st, 2009

Being Barbie’s bitch has many perks. For one thing, Ken never needed to develop the infamous G.I. Joe “kung-fu” grip.

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“B” As In Bonnie, “O” As In Optimus Prime “B” As In Bonnie, “O” As In Optimus Prime

Posted by MissBonnified on April 24th, 2009

“It’s no surprise by now that I’m a girl but I’m not exactly your typical run-of-the-mill variety.”

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