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What Happens In Vegas… What Happens In Vegas…

Posted by MissBonnified on January 20th, 2011

Yup. Freaks and Geeks came out to play with Family Chaos. I’ve never seen a crazier mix of people. Not to say my family is normal so we actually fit right in.

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New Year, Old Resolutions With A Brand New Twist New Year, Old Resolutions With A Brand New Twist

Posted by MissBonnified on January 4th, 2011

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! How’s everyone feeling? Hung over? Still recuperating? Partying can be such a bitch sometimes the day after, huh?

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Getting In The Christmas Spirit AKA Where Did The Rest Of The Year Go?! Getting In The Christmas Spirit AKA Where Did The Rest Of The Year Go?!

Posted by MissBonnified on December 22nd, 2010

You know what really puts me in the Christmas spirit? And no, it’s not the sight of all those slaughtered trees in random parking lots.

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MissBonnified Breaks Down What Your Drink Says About You MissBonnified Breaks Down What Your Drink Says About You

Posted by MissBonnified on December 3rd, 2010

MissBonnified gives you the quick and dirty on what you should be ordering at the bar to impress the ladies and to look like a Superman instead of a Clark Kent.

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Help, We Have A Biter! A Vampire? A Zombie? No, Just The Kind That Hurts Help, We Have A Biter! A Vampire? A Zombie? No, Just The Kind That Hurts

Posted by MissBonnified on November 15th, 2010

I was a very pleasant child in every way… except one. Once in a dentist chair, I fully sub come to the Dark Side.

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Ghosts Of Halloween Past And Present AKA How I De-Slut-tified This Halloween Ghosts Of Halloween Past And Present AKA How I De-Slut-tified This Halloween

Posted by MissBonnified on November 3rd, 2010

I found myself asking “How do I top off last year’s debauchery?” and the answer was simple. I can’t.

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MissBonnified Wants To Be A Billionaire So Effing Bad… MissBonnified Wants To Be A Billionaire So Effing Bad…

Posted by MissBonnified on October 20th, 2010

I’ve never really understood what that means since I don’t know what it feels like to have a six digit bank account. What exactly do billionaire’s do?

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Miss… Zombified In An Inception Nightmare Before Halloween? Miss… Zombified In An Inception Nightmare Before Halloween?

Posted by MissBonnified on October 15th, 2010

Stuck in zombieland, I had no super human powers to obliterate the literal walking dead. So I did the most obvious thing in the world. I went shopping.

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