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Facebook Meat Market: A Trollin’ We Will Go Facebook Meat Market: A Trollin’ We Will Go

Posted by MissBonnified on January 14th, 2010

I’ve been thinking a lot about the topic of dating lately. Maybe it’s because Valentine’s Day is creeping up on me in all it’s sneaky glory. Cupid’s a little bastard when you think about it.

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Hello, Kitty Hello, Kitty

Posted by MissBonnified on December 30th, 2009

Most girls have a thing for Hello Kitty. By “girls,” I mean females who have yet to hit puberty. I didn’t realize, however, that most women over the legal drinking age are still fixated and fascinated by this kitty cat.

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Come To The Dark Side. We Have Cookies Come To The Dark Side. We Have Cookies

Posted by YBMW Staff on December 17th, 2009

My friends think I’m a little weird. I say “weird” is relative so HAH!! But seriously. They can’t understand my fascination with things that go bump in the night.

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‘Back To The Cutest Girls In The World, I Wish They All Could Be California Girls’ ‘Back To The Cutest Girls In The World, I Wish They All Could Be California Girls’

Posted by MissBonnified on December 10th, 2009

Years ago, the women actually looked like women because they had curves where we’re supposed to have them. Now a lot of females are just really thin.

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Follow The Leader, And Men With Their Cheating Hearts Follow The Leader, And Men With Their Cheating Hearts

Posted by MissBonnified on December 2nd, 2009

I don’t understand cheating. I just don’t understand. Is it for the thrill? Because it’s definitely not FTW unless you define “win” as sneaking around and hoping to God your prenup is airtight.

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Hawaii 5-0 And My Mutant Power Hawaii 5-0 And My Mutant Power

Posted by MissBonnified on November 11th, 2009

You see, I seem to defy all logic and logistics when it comes to tanning. This explains why so many people are blinded when they’re either within a five mile radius of me or when I’m at the beach.

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Have You Seen My Liver? I Think I Lost It In Vegas Have You Seen My Liver? I Think I Lost It In Vegas

Posted by MissBonnified on November 4th, 2009

MissBonnified reports from her Birthday/ Halloween/ vacation break in good o’ Sin City. Doing her best impression of “The Hangover,” she recaps her Vegas debauchery, exploits, musings and conquests.

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Another One Bites The Dust. GeoCities: 10/26… Never Forget Another One Bites The Dust. GeoCities: 10/26… Never Forget

Posted by MissBonnified on October 27th, 2009

Dear GeoCities, I found out yesterday that you are going to the great URL in the InterWeb sky. The news hit me rather hard because you were such a huge part of my late teens and super early 20’s. You were bare bones, down and dirty but you delivered. R.I.P. @]—>—

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