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Parental Epic Fail: The Not So Awesome Saga Of The Balloon Not-Fallout Boy Parental Epic Fail: The Not So Awesome Saga Of The Balloon Not-Fallout Boy

Posted by MissBonnified on October 19th, 2009

You know that saying “Be careful what you wish for?” It would appear that the Heenes either wanted fame or attention, and guess what? They got it. I hope they’re happy.

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From The X-Files of A Miss Bonnified, Aliens ARE Among Us… From The X-Files of A Miss Bonnified, Aliens ARE Among Us…

Posted by MissBonnified on October 9th, 2009

Aliens are among us, in fact, they may be us! There’s already a lot of speculation that aliens are the next step in human evolution and I’m going to agree. Why? Because. The End.

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My So Called Encounter With Prince Charming And His Horse My So Called Encounter With Prince Charming And His Horse

Posted by MissBonnified on October 1st, 2009

You know how all girls dream of being swept off their feet by some dashing Prince Charming on his white horse? Yeah. I can say I sort of had that happen to me… except it wasn’t with a Prince and his horse wasn’t white.

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Resistance Is Not Futile… I Think Resistance Is Not Futile… I Think

Posted by MissBonnified on September 23rd, 2009

We, as a society, are relying more and more on computers and robotics. I’m still waiting for Rosie from the Jetsons to come along. Of course, she’d also freak out sometimes into Crazy Weird Ruby… And ever since then, I haven’t been able to fully trust her.

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You Spin Me Right Round (Like A Record) You Spin Me Right Round (Like A Record)

Posted by MissBonnified on September 9th, 2009

After this mind bending experience, I will never laugh at Vertigo’s abilities ever again. Think about it. As far as I know, this is the only mutant super power that we can actually experience.

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We Are Zombie Nation We Are Zombie Nation

Posted by MissBonnified on September 2nd, 2009

In a zombie infested world, it would probably be the only time in history where human females all over the world wouldn’t want to be sought out for their brains.

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I Am Cougar. Hear Me Roar. * rawr * I Am Cougar. Hear Me Roar. * rawr *

Posted by MissBonnified on August 13th, 2009

I’m beginning to think Soccer Moms are either bored or feeling like something’s missing and they haven’t quite figured out what it is. I think they’re looking for that “spark” in their life again because they somehow think they’ve lost it… and they want it back.

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Bite Me — ‘Twilight,’ ‘True Blood’ and ‘The Vampire Diaries’? Bite Me — ‘Twilight,’ ‘True Blood’ and ‘The Vampire Diaries’?

Posted by MissBonnified on August 5th, 2009

It’s no secret among my friends that I have always loved vampires. When I say “I’ve always loved vampires,” I don’t mean I hopped on the wagon when Kate Beckinsale started kicking ass in “Underworld”. I’ve loved them since I was little.

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