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Buffy The Vampire Slayer vs Black Widow - Joss Whedon Decides

Posted by Hoob on April 10th, 2012
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Joss Whedon has a rep for bringing tough female characters to the screen, but did you ever wonder about who would win in a fight between Buffy Summers and Natasha Romanov? He does. In fact, the topic came up in a recent interview with USA Today. Amazingly, he not only had an answer for the question, but he pretty much had the entire fight choreographed in his head already.
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“Buffy would go easy at first, but as soon as Natasha popped her with a Widow Sting, she’d start bringing some slayer brawn to the fray. Natasha’s fast, but a couple of good connects and she’s wobbling, possibly something broken — she whips out her glock and now Buffy’s dodging — right where Natasha wants her. Natasha shoots the cable holding the steel barrels and they tumble onto Buffy, nearly burying her — Buffy just arcs out of the way, grabbing the splintered cable and swinging directly onto Natasha, a bullet grazing her cheek as her feet land hard on the Russian’s shoulders, sending her back flat — crack! — on the floor, Buffy wrenching the gun away and tossing it, fist ready for the final strike. Natasha, struggling to stay conscious, says the fight’s over. Buffy agrees, but Natasha explains: She poisoned Buffy hours ago. That waitress that brought her salad …? Natasha smiles. The poison is dormant — ’til it’s activated by adrenaline. Buffy’s eyes narrow. “Too bad I didn’t use any.” Wham! Natasha’s out for the count, and Buffy’s heading — slowly — to Willow for a mystical cleanse.

“That’d be my first guess.”

I have a scary feeling that Whedon has spent a little more time than he’d like to admit picturing this battle in his head.

Source: USA Today

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