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Robert Pattinson Slated to Ruin ‘Pirates 4′

Posted by Hoob on December 18th, 2008
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There are some horrible stories about upcoming movie roles that I don’t even want to bring you… like the POS story in the Sun about Eddie Murphy playing the Joker in the next Bat Man and that there will be a Robin as well. If that happens, I’ll pole dance on a cactus.

Well, is now reporting that “Twilight’s” Robert Pattinson is set to take over the role of Jack Sparrow’s brother in “Pirates of the Caribbean 4″. Until now, the role was thought to be heading towards Russel Brand.

Is there anyone out there other than a teenage girl who thinks this man who can’t even wash his hair can act his way out of a paper sack? I didn’t love the last two Pirates movies, but cmon… this is just a joke. Its potentially the worst decision they’ve made since they put nipples on Gonzo.

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