Back in the day, Pizza Hut and The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were a well known brand pairing. They even sponsored the Turtles’ poorly conceived “Coming out of our shells” live music tour (it’s as bad as you might imagine).

Now, with Michael Bay franchise reboot on the horizon, they’ve partnered back up and the first commercial has just hit the small screen.

If the movie is as good as the pizza it’s promoting… well, crap. we’re screwed.