• Publisher: Think Geek
  • MSRP: $19.99~

Star Trek Enterprise Bottle Opener

It’s a bottle opener shaped like the freaking Star Trek Enterprise… It opens beer in the geekiest possible way ever… What else is there to know? To really get the most out of this bottle opener it is suggested that you either offer people beer in Klingon, or throw on your favorite toupee and do a rendition of Rocket Man before cracking open a drink. While we think it’s a bit pricey for a stocking stuffer, sometimes you just can’t put a price on a favorite Trekkie friend.

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  • Publisher: Think Geek
  • MSRP: $22.99~

ST Starfleet Academy Titanium Spork

Let’s be honest here. Star Trek can be pretty geeky. And sporks are the official utensil of the geek. Give this to your Trekkie friends for Christmas and they will pretty much have small orgasms every time they use to to shovel mashed potatoes and gravy into their mouth. It’s ashame, however, that that isn’t a Spock-Spork.

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  • Publisher: Think Geek
  • MSRP: $69.99~

Molecular Gastronomy Starter Kit

Its food for scientists… and people who watch Top Chef. This kit is a lot of fun and it not that hard to use. Don’t the title fool you. Make caviar out of orange juice, spaghetti out of spinach. Use this kit to learn how to make meals that would even freak the crap out out of Willie Wonka… but in a good way! Perfect for the creative bubbling scientist or the future Food TV star. Hey, someone’s gotta start out somewhere.

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