“Family Circus” comic strip creator Bil Keane, whose comics ran in newspapers for more than half a century passed away Tuesday at age 89 from congestive heart failure.

“My co-workers and I were talking about how oddly Asians age. We’re pretty much teenagers until we hit some kind of milestone and then the age really sneaks up on us.”

Nine ways guys pee… pretty self explanatory.

More than twenty newspapers have pulled an upcoming “Non Sequitur” comic strip and are afraid to publish it for having mentioned the word “Mohammad.”

If you think comic books were all about superheroes in armor or tights punching each other in the face than you’re sorely mistaken.

“After almost 34 years of meeting newspaper deadlines… I’m facing some personal deadlines whose requirements simply exceed my ability to procrastinate any longer.

Even the undead has their preferences. Hey, who am I to argue fact? I just report them.

The real reason why chopping onions make you cry. They’re just flat out A-holes.