Photographer Dinah Fried’s series “Fictitious Dishes” portrays meals described in famous novels as they would have appeared.

Candwich, the sandwich that comes in a can. Yes, I’m not making this it, it really is a thing.

Witness David Cross in what could be an award winning, dramatically tragic role as Ham Sandwich.

These are the cakes that give Duff Goldman Nightmares. And the kind that’ll eat you instead of you eating it.

The only thing these turtles are going to attack are your arteries!

Is it just me or did that ketchup bottle just rape a fish stick?

Miracle whip. What the heck is that stuff anyway? Fake mayo? Hip Mayo? It’s white goo…

While we have Pizza Hut and Domino’s here, Japan has a creepy little pizza chain called Pizza La. I think it’s kind of like Shangri-la or possibly even Cobra La, but for pizza.