“I know something was wrong with a pretty little white girl runs into a black man’s arms. Dead Giveaway.”

Not since Antoine Dodson told us all to “Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wife” and that other lady told us that she “Ain’t got time for that,” has a news interview so ridiculous popped up on YouTube.

Wow… this weatherman sure is excited about that storm… Perhaps a little bit too excited!

I’m not sure if this is NSFW or not. I mean sure, they are clearly flopping around a fake orifice on the screen, but they really think that it’s a mushroom. Somebody should have tasted it!

This is not a parody. It is the actual transcript of a current federal corruption case against Jimmy Dimora. In keeping with the classiness of the entire set up, the station is calling it “The Puppets Court!”

“Reality hits you hard, bro.”

Citizens gathered in Toronto for the first ever… Slut Walk.