Players will have the chance to play the role of a new kid in South Park who has to make friends and defend the town as threats emerge.

While they can’t make any special claims, we can only assume that drinking these tasty beverages will increase your chance of rolling high numbers, defeating orcs and saving damsels in distress.

Despite being nearly 10 years old, Second Evolution has remained incredibly engrossing to this day as a solid fantasy/sci-fi RPG.