I’m not sure if the narwhal is an outer coating that unicorns grow when they get old or if unicorns explode out of narwhal’s heads, but they look cool no matter how you slice it.

I wonder if he will get granted a wish when he bites its head off…

“Why do I hump this of all things? A blow hole for my ding, dong dings!”

Instructables user Kristylynn84I shows off some delicious homemade cookies in the design of steamy sparkly rainbow unicorn poop. Does this extra effort make them more magically delicious? Absolutely.

What happens when you win an internet contest? Death, destruction, and super unicorns who will kill you with a wink of an… well with their butt.

True story. Parry Gripp’s Space Unicorn song is on repeat all morning because it’s amazing and by far the best (if not only) Space Unicorn song of all time.

It’s not every day you see a unicorn and it’s even more rare to see a… unicow?

Canadians have their poutine all up in a huff over a suspected sighting of a unicorn.