Who could ever imagine a world where bacon would ever be alone. There’s always room for bacon!

What better way to celebrate Valentine’s than with the creepiest girlfriend that ever lived?

For $50 dollars a day, you can get a plus one for the night. However, if he sleeps over, the cost can be as much as $80 if he gets his own bed or $95 if he has to sleep on the couch.

We’ve got a very special prize out there for one lucky Living Dead Doll fan thanks to the guys over at Mezco. After all, there’s no better way to celebrate society’s most romantic day than with horrific dolls!

This guy must have been watching a John Cusack marathon or something because he’s channeling his most inner Lloyd Dobler and Rob Gordon.

Mildly NSFW for Suggestive editing and typical Gordon Ramsay swearing.

Fredde Gredde is back with an epic Valentine’s Day Medley featuring a compilation of every sappy love songs we all secretly heart but will never admit to liking.

“Daryl is this guy who needs a hug, but if you try to hug him, he’ll try to stab you.”