From Edward Penishands to Nailin’ Palin, it seems like there’s a porno parody of just about everything these days.

You never tug on Superman’s cape. You never spit into the wind. You never pull the mask of the old lone Ranger and you Don’t do anything this nutty in a public bathroom!

Is it just me or did that ketchup bottle just rape a fish stick?

The boy has come out of the box and his dad will probably be going to jail, so you’d figure that this would be it for the saga of Balloon boy… Well, you’d be wrong.

Sit back and give yourself a chance to see what happens when hundreds of people try to tongue kiss but can’t quite find each other’s mouths. Pay special attention to the mustardy, hot dog kiss…

A hilarious short explaining the most common oversight of why having Wolverine claws would suck.

Welcome back for another round of the weekly Japan. This week we’ve got a video about the Japanese Olympic Diving team. We’re pretty sure its a fake, but holy crap it looks cool.

Watch the clip and find out if this new toon will make its way to your DVR or whether it should burn in hell like Sit sown, Shut Up.