“Is this the real life, or 8-bit fantasy?”

YouTuber FollowtheFoot has created this nifty little video illustrating all the various games we imagine playing in our heads.

From Edward Penishands to Nailin’ Palin, it seems like there’s a porno parody of just about everything these days.

You never tug on Superman’s cape. You never spit into the wind. You never pull the mask of the old lone Ranger and you Don’t do anything this nutty in a public bathroom!

Is it just me or did that ketchup bottle just rape a fish stick?

The boy has come out of the box and his dad will probably be going to jail, so you’d figure that this would be it for the saga of Balloon boy… Well, you’d be wrong.

Sit back and give yourself a chance to see what happens when hundreds of people try to tongue kiss but can’t quite find each other’s mouths. Pay special attention to the mustardy, hot dog kiss…

A hilarious short explaining the most common oversight of why having Wolverine claws would suck.