Like the title says, here are 19 facts about Star Wars that you probably didn’t know… unless you’re a big fat Star Wars nerd living in your mom’s basement or the author who compiled this list, which makes you just as big of a big fat Star Wars nerd who lives in your mom’s basement.

Ohhhhh, let’s be real. If you’re reading this then you too are a big fat Star Wars nerd… who’s probably living in your mom’s basement.