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Allie Brosh’s Comprehensive Proto-Emoticon Pain Chart

Posted By YBMW Staff On March 30, 2010 @ 3:48 pm In WTF | No Comments

Funny blogger Allie Brosh took her boyfriend to the ER where a doctor asked him to rate his pain using the ubiquitous and severely [1] inadequate proto-emoticon pain chart.

Allie noted that the chart was not medically useful and decided to create a better and more comprehensive one.

[2] medical-chart.jpg

0: Hi. I am not experiencing any pain at all. I don’t know why I’m even here.
1: I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.
2: I probably just need a Band Aid.
3: This is distressing. I don’t want this to be happening to me at all.
4: My pain is not fucking around.
5: Why is this happening to me??
6: Ow. Okay, my pain is super legit now.
7: I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared.
8: I am experiencing a disturbing amount of pain. I might actually be dying. Please help.
9: I am almost definitely dying.
10: I am actively being mauled by a bear.
11: Blood is going to explode out of my face at any moment.
Too Serious For Numbers: You probably have ebola. It appears that you may also be suffering from Stigmata and/or pinkeye.

Source: [3] hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com

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[1] inadequate proto-emoticon pain chart: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/S3JYGwMXJwI/AAAAAAAABos/MQsKBVM5GOQ/s640/Photo+18.jpg
[2] Image: http://youbentmywookie.com/wookie/gallery/0310_wtf/medical-chart.jpg
[3] hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com: http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html

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