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Attn Michigan, Beware of Falling Black Goo

Posted by Hoob on February 19th, 2016
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Things just keep getting worse for Michigan. Parts of the state look like Syria after a Russian Sortie, Flynt has lead in the water, and now a tar-like black goo is falling from the skies.

Locals in the Harrison Township of Michigan are more than a little concerned for their safety because several of them have found what appear to be tar covering their homes and cars.

The local airforce base claims that it isn’t from them. Meteorologists have dismissed the idea that it could have been something deposited by a tornado.

The Michigan Department of Environmental Quality has collected samples and hopes to have some answers in the next week or so. Until then, I’m just going to call it Satan’s Poop.

Source: Inhabitat

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