Travel through time and space in the privacy of your own tub with a bar of TARDI-Soap! This amazing piece of sud is delightfully scented with Vanilla Custard that will help you “save the day, smell fantastic, and always get the girl.”
The soap does come with a disclaimer however: “Standing within the vicinity of the TARDI-Soap may not deflect Dalek extermination or psychically translate alien languages.”
I’m glad it smells like Vanilla Custard and not Fish Custard. :-)