It just isn’t natural. It’s ban bites dog, but but with people in fruit costumes and people in monkey costumes… Sorry, ape costumes.

In an unexplained fit of violence, a man in a banana costume jumped out of the woods and attacked the Strongville Wireless Center’s mascot, a man in a gorilla costume. Onlookers could only watch in shock as the banana jumped through the air and pounded on his victim.

I’m not really sure what there is to say about something like this. I’m willing to bet that there is a video of the attack from the banana’s point of view. This is not the kind of thing you do unless you’ve got a couple of friends and a video camera stashed in the bushes.