Whether edited or real, it’s pretty awesome what too much time, a lot of drinking, and a video camera can accomplish. Having since watched this video, I’ve spent the remaining hours of my day at work tossing random office supplies into my waste basket trying to perfect the art of “Can throwing” without actually tossing cans.

After having been yelled at by the cleaning dude for having crap spewed within a radius of the waste basket, I begrudgingly resumed work realizing that my dreams of becoming an “Ultimate Can Tosser” will never come to fruition.