No, we aren’t talking about those Japanese vending machines that sell used panties. We are talking about the real thing. Live Hairy Crabs… wait, that sounds even worse than the panties!
They’ve got a vending machine in China where you can actually get live crabs, guaranteed fresh. If your crab is dead, the next 3 are free! Is it just me, or is something about this just very very wrong? Also in the clip, watch a woman get very excited about a banana vending machine and business men get super excited about a Vodka dispenser… wait, where can I get one of those?