As amazing as it sounds, the holiday season is just around the corner and that means that it’s time for all the word Christmas stuff to start popping up. While there is still plenty of time for a company to come up with something stranger, it seems hard to believe that anyone is going to be clam-flavored candy canes. the Christmas abominations come to us thanks to the gag-gift masters over at Archie McPhee.

If you hate all that is good and holy in this world, you can snag some Clamdy Canes right HERE.