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Fap Your Way To A Cleaner Future With New Wearable Tech

Posted by Hoob on March 2nd, 2015
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Everyone does it, and now one of the world’s biggest suppliers of masturbatory inspirational material has created a device that harnesses the kinetic energy of punching the clown and uses it to charge mobile devices. Of course… the device is named Wankband.

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