Loving ninjas, Jedis and Battlestar Galactica will not endear you to the ladies. Leave it up to Cyanide & Happiness to give male nerds everywhere a harsh reality check (of course, if you’re a female nerd, then you’re automatically the queen of all nerds with thousands of nerd minions waiting to please and desperately wanting to procreate with you).

*sigh* So this is why I’m single…