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Jon Snow - Wildlings ft. Ygritte (Flo Rida / Game of Thrones Parody)

Posted by Hoob on April 24th, 2013
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We missed this great Flo Rida/ Game of Thrones parody that came out through the electric pancakes a couple of weeks ago and now it is just starting to trend. Check it out!

Lyrics:
LYRICS:
[Ygritte]
Hey, I heard you were a wildling.
Ooooh.
But here in the North, we bow to no king,
And we hate the crows like you.
You’ve never been with a girl
Have you?
Hey, I heard you like the wildlings.
Ooooh.

[Jon Snow]
I was a steward, had to be ranger.
Had to get out, put myself in danger.
No cloak-changer, but to these wildlings
I’m no stranger, stranger, stranger.
We went out one night,
Got into a fight,
Couldn’t kill her right, though
Tricked me, like whoa
Knew to strike low
Escaped me, although
I caught her below
We’re lost in the snow
Oooooh man.
Yeah she’s a cutie,
One look of that booty,
Made me a huge fan.
But since I took the Black, now I can’t even jack with a ‘Half-hand!’
Too soon for these jokes?
Just trying to blend in with the free folks.
Never balk, answer everything asked to me.
Question: Does the rug match the tapestry?

[Ygritte]
Hey I heard you want some Wildling.
Oooh.
I say, Jon Snow, you know nothing.
By the Old Gods and the New.
I wanna sleep under furs
With you.
Hey I know you like the Wildlings!
Oooh.

[Jon Snow]
I’m a wildling now, trust me, I speak true
No sword at my hip,Just happy to see you.
Make sure she applauds good.
After I let her see my Godswood.
She asked for it, so I owe her sex.
I’m no Lannister, but I pay my debts.
Wait, didn’t she call my balls, “stones”
Virgin, but I wanna be the Lord of Bones
I’m a Virgin, but wanna be the Lord of Bones!
Pulled out my sword, and let down my guard.
Valerian steel gets extra hard
You know nothing, in the dark she breathed
I prefer your Longclaw unsheathed.
In the snow and sweat With Ygritte.
Kissed by fire?You ain’t seen nothing yet!
Forget my past, I want this to last
Call me Winter, ’cause I’m coming fast.

[Ygritte]
Hey I heard you want some Wildling.
Oooh.
I say, Jon Snow, you know nothing.
By the Old Gods and the New.
I wanna sleep under furs
With you.
Hey I know you like the Wildlings!
Oooh.

[Ygritte]
I am a Wilding, a free woman.
You killed the Halfhand, so now you’re in.
I am a Wilding, tame me now.
You’re my Direwolf and I’ll make you howl!

[Daenerys Targaryen]
Unburnt, but I’m fire on a mic stand.
ever since Drogo rode to the Nightlands.
My plan for world domination
Needs a ship but no vacation.
Impatient. Now you’ve been forewarned.
I’m the Khaleesi, wild and Stormborn
Call me MODILF, that’s what’s up!
I’m the Mother of Dragons that You’d Like to (WHOO!)

[Ygritte]
Hey I heard you want some Wildling.
Oooh.
I say, Jon Snow, you know nothing.
By the Old Gods and the New.
I wanna sleep under furs
With you.
Hey I know you like the Wildlings!
Oooh.

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