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Justin Bieber “As Long As You Love Me” Parody - “Clenching My Butt Cheeks”

Posted by Hoob on September 10th, 2012
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Most people are already pretty much settled on the fact that Justin Bieber’s music is pretty much crap. Now someone has finally converted one of his songs so it is based on exactly that topic. YouTuber Nigahiga has created a version of the song that is entirely about that horrible feeling you get when you realize that you have to poop and you are in the middle of a class or on a date.

Lyrics:

I’m clenching my booty (x2)

Verse
Theres so much pressure
7 blocks away, I don’t think I’m gonna make it
Just feel the texture.
Goosebumps on my skin and my body starts to drip sweat
But I wont (I wont)
Give in (Give in)
Even though I’m, Turtle Heading
And I will,
Keep on Clenching

Chorus
I’m clenching my booty
In a long meeting, when I’m in traffic, on a first date.
I’m clenching my booty
You know the feeling, at all the worst times, give me a break.

I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)

Rap:
I know it’s stuck in my Butt,
It kinda hurts,
wrong time and place, I got the squirts
it can’t get worse,no this ain’t fair
Crap, you know I push you up
Doo, Doo, don’t need 2 girls just need a cup.
Now the bubble guts is bubbling’ , because it’s full of food
used to say the sky’s the limit, now the sky smells like poo,
Man I had to drop a load, (oh god) That I couldn’t do
Ask me, ‘what’s that smell man?’ I stand back and point at you (you, you)
I know that I fart a bit, feel like I need a new pair with no shart on it
But, this rap don’t have to make sense, as long as it rhymes: just got to mumble it
And I know, we went off topic baby: true, true, true
but i’d rather hold a number 2, than to poo when i’m not suppose to…
i’m clenching my booty!

Chorus
I’m clenching my booty
In a long meeting, when I’m in traffic, on a first date.
I’m clenching my booty
You know the feeling, at all the worst times, give me a break.

I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
I gotta go doo doo doo doo doo (doodie)
(repeat x2)


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