Here’s a completely misguided pro-abstinence and safe sex PSA featuring two of the biggest whores this decade — MTV’s “Jersey Shore’s” Mike “The Situation” and Bristol Palin (aka. B. Palin). The PSA features a gratuitous overuse of the word “situation” and extremely “subtle” Magnum condom product placement. I cannot even begin to phantom how this commercial was approved. My entire day is now ruined having seen this travesty and I am now dumber than I was a minute and 45 seconds ago.

To borrow a line from Microsoft’s new WP7 marketing campaign… “Really?”