The third chapter in the People of Walmart music video series is out, and it does not disappoint… well, it disappoints, but only in the state of humanity. It won’t disappoint you if you are looking for a laugh.
Lyrics:
(Verse 1)
cone head, uhaul, under where, big blue balls
crop circle, camo fly, poop stain, drive on by
half off , swamp butt, star wars, cost cut
cow hooves, cabbage patch, booty call, price match
paper trail, lone robe, overdose, tim tebow
lift and sniff, jump rope, fanny pack, oh give us hope
storm shopper, diaper change, treasure hunt, home on the range
breakfast bowl, fish bait, he who should not be named
(Chorus 1)
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, and roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
(Verse 2)
white witch, full moon, sun kissed, raccoon
doodle bop, hit the sack, queen of hearts, shaq attack
good burger, basket weave, man thong, honesty
bra pocket , muletteer, octomom, buzz light year
plastic wrapped, christmas ham, side boob, hoover damn
shopping mate, self esteem, hot dog eating team
elvis, killer t’s , grandma yeti
eat fresh, tight squeeze, buy one get one free
(Chorus 2)
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, and roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
(Bridge)
from the pharmacy to grocery you’ll be amazed
what people wear on their shopping day
sit back laugh you gotta embrace
the people of walmart are here to stay
(Chorus 3)
These are the people of Walmart
Through mark downs, and roll backs, and shopping carts
These are the people of Walmart
Where we save money and shop smart only at Walmart
