Let’s face it, as much as everyone loves Pokemon and thinks that the Pikachu is super cute… the game is really nothing more than kid friendly cock fighting. It’s really just the story of a kid who wanders around in the wilderness by himself and takes on the mob, while poaching the rarest animals in the world.

Now, Smosh and Screenjunkies have teamed up to give the original games (Pokemon Red & Blue) the honest trailer treatment it deserves, complete with alternate names for all 151 original Pokemon.