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Scientifically Accurate Spongebob Squarepants

Posted By Hoob On April 21, 2014 @ 2:48 pm In WTF | No Comments

Animation Domination HD is out with their latest chapter of what has turned into their best series of videos: their scientifically accurate versions of TV theme songs. The latest edition: Spongebob!

Are ya ready for science?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can’t heearrrr youuuuu!
AYE AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH
What is totally motionless all day and night?
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
Also did you know Sponges are Hermaphrodites
BOTH HE AND SHE
Sponges have no organs, no eyes legs or knees
BRAINLESS SPONGEBOB
Pro-creates by shooting sperm into the sea
THAT’S WHY THE CRABS’ KRUSTY
Livesin Bikini Bottom; he thinks it’s the best
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
It’s a real place America did Nuclear Tests.
EVERYONE’S RADIOACTIVE
That is why Squidward’s an 6-Legged Dude
HIS LIMBS FELL OFF
Also, he’d eat Mr. Krabs, ’cause that’s octopus food
SQUIDWARD MURDER
And Patrick’s a Starfish, what’s in his lunch?
BEST FRIEND OR TRAITOR
Starfish eat oysters, snails, and also the sponge!
Scientifically Accurate
Spongebob Squarepants
Sperm Filled Water
Spongebob Squarepants


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