With news as big as Disney buying Lucasfilm and a new Star Wars film being on the way, you knew that the crazy people who make their own Taiwanese animation news reports would have something to say about it. What exactly that was… I have no freakin clue.

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Walt Disney will pay $4.05 billion for Lucasfilm, giving the House that Mouse Built control of the Star Wars and Indiana Jones franchises. Disney now controls Pixar, creators of the successful Toy Story franchise, and Marvel Entertainment, which has the Avengers.

In making the announcement, Disney announced the first of a new trilogy of Star Wars films will be released in 2015.

How will the new films differ from Episodes 4 through 6, which everyone loves, and Episodes 1 through 3, which everyone hates? George Lucas will be kept on as a creative consultant, but will he direct or write?