The UK has Susan Boyle, We’ve got that girl who did a faceplant on Paula Abdul’s new show, but none of us have a talent shot contestant like this one from the Philippines. We have no idea who she is or how bad the performers before her were, but one thing is for sure, this lady is all kinds of awesome. She managed to simultaneously entertain and scare the balut out of the audience… Whatever she did, it must have worked, because she walked away with a near perfect score and the win! It’s like ‘The Bodyguard’ meets “The Ring’, but a whole lot funnier. Check it out: