Shark Week is a time of wonder. Once a year, The Discovery Channel, a place of learning and enlightenment gathers up a series of amazing specials about sharks that thrill and educate the masses. This year, they decided to balance that out with Tara Reid.

One of the new features of Shark Week this year is the show, Shark After Dark, a live talk show that recaps the specials of the evening and features a combination of expert and celebrity guests. The other night, they had on Sharknado stars, Ian Ziering and Tara Reid.

Things got off to a great start when she said that she didn’t want to sound stupid so she went and got a little education on sharks. Then she led into a rambling monologue about how whale sharks make no sense because whales and sharks can’t have sex. It was pretty much all downhill from there.