Lydia’s three-year-old daughter likes to name her toys. You’d think that was innocent enough, but you haven’t met Lydia’s “precious little cupcake of a three year old” who apparently enjoys giving her toys naughty inappropriate names.

From Lydia:
As many of you may already know, my youngest child is pretty awesome. She gets into scrapes and makes messes and climbs like a monkey and does other naughty things. I also knew that when she turned three, that she could prove my theory that 3 is worse than 2 beyond any reasonable doubt.

But I know that none of this is unusual.

But there is one thing that she does that is pretty strange. She names things. Example: there’s a birdfeeder outside our kitchen window and the name of the little gray bird who comes to eat there is Hori-Nori. How sweet. Don’t worry the sweetness ends here.

She has also named her toys. And those names are pretty special. Let’s meet them, shall we?

Source: rantsfrommommyland