Rebbecca Black’s song Friday was no work of art by any stretch of the imagination, but you’ve got to give the girl some credit. She managed to handle herself really well in a media storm that moved her immediately (if only for fifteen minutes) into near A-list status.
However, when you compare it to the video below… well, Move over Katy Perry, Ms Black is here. I’m all for clever parodies. Ask good friend of mind about his disturbingly graphic adaptation of Chumba Wumba’s Tub Thumping… This however… is just awful.
Here are the lyrics in all of their immense crappitude:
Eight a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be sharp, gotta do my hair
Can’t find a bowl, no time for cereal
End of the weekend, the time is goin’
Tickin’ on and on, everybody rushin’
Gonna go to church at the stop
Can’t forget my Bible, God is my friend
Mom is in the front seat
Gettin’ in the back seat
Gotta make our minds up
Which service will we make?
It’s Sunday, Sunday
Head to church on Sunday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the Easter weekend
Sunday, Sunday
Celebratin’ Sunday
Everybody’s lookin’ to the Easter weekend
Worshippin’, Worshippin’ (Yeah)
Worshippin’, Worshippin’ (Yeah)
1, 2, 3Cs
Lookin’ forward to community
9:30, we’re steppin’ into service
Music, message, don’t want tons of flack
Fun, fun, church can be fun
You know that it is
I got this, you got this
Communion by my right, ay
I got this, you got this
Offering bag
Kickin’ in the front pew
Sittin’ in the back pew
Gotta make my mind up
Which row will we take?
It’s Sunday, Sunday
Head to church on Sunday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the Easter weekend
Sunday, Sunday
Celebratin’ Sunday
Everybody’s lookin’ to the Easter weekend
Worshippin’, Worshippin’ (Yeah)
Worshippin’, Worshippin’ (Yeah)
1, 2, 3Cs
Lookin’ forward to community
[???] Thursday, Thursday
And the Go-od Friday, Friday
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We know Jesus is alive today
Yesterday was Saturday
And Monday comes after… church
I don’t want this service to end
Yeah, Yeah, Hey Sadie B.,
It’s your main homeboys BP and Master E.
I’m chillin’ in the front seat
I’m ridin’ shotgun, BP’s drivin’
We’re goin’ to church on Saturday night (Ho!)
Tomorrow is Easter
Oh look, there’s a tree and a firetruck
And another car. That car is orange!
Nothing rhymes with orange!
Let’s go to church.
It’s Easter weekend, come on, come on!
It’s Sunday, Sunday
Head to church on Sunday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the Easter weekend
Sunday, Sunday
Celebratin’ Sunday
Everybody’s lookin’ to the Easter weekend
Worshippin’, Worshippin’ (Yeah)
Worshippin’, Worshippin’ (Yeah)
1, 2, 3Cs
Lookin’ forward to community