The Emotistyle Girls have just come out with a very clever musical instructional video on how to make a great Halloween costume without looking like a complete slut. The video, called “Things you can be on Halloween besides Naked.”

Here’s an example from the song:
Want a better costume, how bout a real cat?
Not the sexy kind, they sell in stores,
Do a little DIY and Meow and purr.
If you’re attracted to cats in a sexual way, that’s gross.
They’re pets! Do you have sex with your pet?!”