First of all, if I’ve offended any of our readers who themselves are amputees that enjoy jumping rope… I apologize and implore you to send us a video because that sounds pretty damned impressive. Now, this video is something special… A guide to proper kissing technique that is most likely a joke, but still pretty messed up. It kind of reminds me of the first time this one girl kissed me and my eye got wet… but that’s a story for another therapy session.

Just watch the vid… it is weird, it is creepy… and it is wrong in so many ways that it will make you scream… WTF!