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Three Words: Hooters, Stimulus, Package

Posted by Hoob on October 30th, 2008
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hooters1.jpgAs one of the top family-friendly restaurants in the in the US, Hooters feels the pain of their customers during the current economic downturn. That’s why they’ve just announced their very own “Stimulus Package,” that will bring a smile to your face and some welcome relief to your aching wallet. Just checkout the press release below.

LOUISVILLE, Ky., Oct. 29 /PRNewswire/ — The R.M.D. Corp franchise group’s Hooters Restaurants located throughout IN, KY, OH and TN are pleased to announce the unanimous passage of the so-called Hooters Economic Stimulus Package, a bail out plan that promises $1 Domestic Drafts All Day, Every Day beginning November 1, 2008 for all people (21 years of age or over), regardless of their current or future tax bracket.

In an unprecedented display of bipartisan cooperation, Hooters Girls reached across the aisle, working with their beloved regulars to pass a stimulus package that is not only cold and refreshing, but also fiscally responsible and undeniably patriotic. Jess the Hooters Girl was proud to achieve consensus: “$1 drafts will free up some cash in your budget for more critical needs, like the 2009 Hooters Swimsuit Calendar.” Preliminary poll results indicate strong public support, particularly among independent and undecided swing state voters.

So, in the spirit and tradition of American ingenuity, Hooters encourages the residents of both Main Street and Wall Street to come together and support our economic recovery by visiting an RMD/Hooters Restaurant in Indiana, Kentucky, Ohio, and Tennessee to enjoy $1.00 Domestic Drafts, All Day, Every Day. We may not be able to solve the subprime mortgage and credit default swap crisis, but when it comes to cold beer and hot wings, we’ve got you covered!

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