Ever want to solidify your nerdism among other nerds and geeks? Want to build or improve that geek cred of yours? Well, then why are you merely tweeting in English when you can be tweeting in Klingon? Want to get with the program? Then check out this clever viral marketing technique created to promote Atari’s “Star Trek Online” video game. It’s a website that will translate your English tweet into Klingon.

Earn that respect you so deserve, become the alpha geek, and get the women.*

Click to start now: Tweet in Klingon

*Note: Getting women not guaranteed, with possible known side effects of actually repelling women.