The world might be in peril and our government might be deadlocked, but you can take heart in the knowledge that there is a place in the world where you can bounce around with a bunch of inflated boobs. Of course, being the kind of society that we are, it would be surprising if that magical room were to suddenly disappear because of a lawsuit.

Ralph Lauren Executive, Melanie Abramov is suing the Museum of Sex and their “Jump For Joy” attraction because she fell in the bounce room, cracking two teeth and breaking her nose. As a result, she claims that she needed surgery to repair her nose and dental implants to repair her teeth. Along with coverage of her medical costs, Abramov is also seeking unspecified payment for emotional trauma.

The incident occured back in 2014, when Abramov was celebrating her birthday at the Museum of Sex. One second, her friend was taking her picture, and the next, she was bleeding on the floor. In the filing of the lawsuit, she claims that both the museum and the artist who created the room were “negligent by allegedly not protecting patrons from the ‘hard structure’ beneath the bounce house,” – Or in other words, they didn’t warn her that the floor she was standing on the whole time was hard.

This lawsuit brings one more important question into play. She can sue the museum for the emotional trauma associated with her accident, but who is she going to sue for the emotional trauma the internet will heap on her for being the woman suing the boob bounce house because the floor was hard?

Source: Dailymail