Sure, you think you know the true story of Santa Clause, but that is just what the establishment wants you to know. You think it’s all burgermiesters and flying reindeer, but there is a lot more to that bowl full of jelly than you would have ever believed. His red suit? Dipped in the blood of the guilty. His elves, an elite team of mutants prepared to seek out vengeance. He is Santa and he knows when you are sleeping!