Check out Matt Mogk and Aja Wells’s “That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale.” Intended for “mature children only,” this little gem is a rhyming children’s book designed to prepare youngsters for the inevitable zombie apocalypse. Acting as a cautionary tale, it will teach children how to identify a zombie outbreak as well the various steps they can take to protect themselves.

It’s an unholy cross between Night of the Living Dead meets Doctor Seuss! The book is currently available for $9.99, and only at ThinkGeek.