As a Ranger he use to battle guys in rubber monster suits. Now he’s giving up his tights to fight regular guys not from outer space.
“You mean the idea you stole from me?,” a Suns representative says he heard Nash say. “Steve was pissed. He couldn’t believe Shaq’s lack of integrity.”
Survived by his wife Nancy, their two sons, and four grandchildren. He will also be survived by all us brains, athletes, basket cases, princesses and criminals.