“Without any myth or magic, we find royalty and vampires lurking in Pattinson’s life.”
Sea Shepherds Continue To Make Asses Of Themselves
Despite how noble you may feel your cause is, when you are dumb enough to lie when there is filmed evidence to the contrary, you really are just an ass hat.
Snake: 1, Salma Hayek: 0
Superman has his Kryptonite, Batman has his Momma jokes, and Salma… well, she’s got snakes.
Sandra Bullock and Scarlet Johansson Share A Little MTV Tongue
We were treated to something that most of us will never see again in our lifetimes… Sandra Bullock laying a big ole wet one right on Scarlet Johansson.
Star Trek’s Captain Picard knighted At Buckingham Palace
Patrick Stewart has been upgraded from captain and professor — to knight!
Mike Conway Hospitalized After Indy 500 Physics Demonstration
Sufficed to say, Conway did not win the race. That honor went to Marco Andretti. Conway did however win an all expense paid helicopter flight to the hospital.
Simona Halep Returns To Action After Breast Reduction Surgery
The former 34DD tennis star Simona Halep returns to action now sporting minuscule 34Cs.
Tell Me If You’ve Heard This One: So Justin Bieber Walks Into A Revolving Door
Justin Bieber: 0. Revolving Door: 1.