Hopefully his prison coach has prepared him on how to avoid all those embarrassing prison assaults and rapes.
He’s a People Who Died, Died: R.I.P. Jim Carroll
He gained critical acclaim through his poetry which drew fans that included Jack Kerouac and Allen Ginsberg, just to name a few.
Megan Fox: No Nude Scenes Or Sex Tape Will Ever Happen
“Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don’t want to also share them with the world.”
Lady Gaga Disputes Hermaphrodite Rumors
Lady Gaga finally quiets the Internet hermaphrodite rumors and says her little vagina is offended.
Green/White Power Ranger Shifting To A Career In MMA
As a Ranger he use to battle guys in rubber monster suits. Now he’s giving up his tights to fight regular guys not from outer space.
Steve Nash Goes Incognito To Join Beijing Pick-up Game
“I had on a Chinese opera bandana and I had on some protective goggles. As soon as I walked on they recognized me. It didn’t really work.”
Shaq’s ‘Vs’ Reality TV Idea Stolen From Steve Nash
“You mean the idea you stole from me?,” a Suns representative says he heard Nash say. “Steve was pissed. He couldn’t believe Shaq’s lack of integrity.”
Katy Perry’s Manager Pulls Plug On TV Interview, Literally
Afraid that Perry was being asked to name her favourite Australian designer, the manager pulled the plug on the interview, literally.