Learning how to use a bo ensured that no one ever dared to pick on me when I was Colorguard in high school. What they didn’t know was I’d be hearing the Mortak Kombat theme song playing at the same time I was spinning that flag around and aiming for soft body parts.
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Recovering From SDCC 2010 – HollyWeird, Nerds Gone Wild And The Elusive Olivia Munn
I came, I saw and I conquered the serpentine coils known as The Line To Hall H. Now that I’ve recovered and decompressed, here’s what I thought of the insanity this year.
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‘Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark’ Made Me Scream Like A Banshee
“Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark” did the near impossible. It made me scream like a banshee twice…and this is just the preview!!
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Gearing Up For San Diego Comic-Con 2010. I’m Ready. Are You?
San Diego Comic-Con was was complete madness last year. I understand that this year will be sheer pandemonium. I say “BRING IT ON, COMIC-CON!!!” Wow, that totally rhymed.
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Heidi Montag Needs To Go Away, Not That I’m Saying I Want Her Dead…
I think all mothers who have an active part in their child/children’s life are heroes but then there are people like Heidi Montag.
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Sprint – The Other Love In My Life
My relationships with my cell phones and cell phone carrier so far have outlasted all my relationships… combined. That’s pretty sad when you think about it.
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Wanted: Lindsay Lohan (Does Not Need To Be Alive)
Only in Hollywood can someone get away with not appearing in court. Heaven forbid mere mortals like you and I have to obey the law that celebrities can brush aside like last year’s trends.
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Baby, Baby, Baby….Who?
Who the f*ck is Justin Bieber?! And someone please tell me what manner of bird built a nest on his head.