When “How To Train Your Dragon” came out, I realized I simply didn’t care if I didn’t have a kid with me because I really wanted to see this movie.
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Total Eclipse Of The Heart
My first concert ever was Cypress Hill when I was just a wide eyed and innocent 8th grader at an all girl Catholic school. No. Seriously.
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Undercover Boss = FTW!
MissBonnified apparently really liked the first episode of “Undercover Boss” and throwing around phrases like “it sucked major donkey balls.”
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Oh, When The Saints…
I’ve since decided to rename Super Bowl Sunday into the Man Holiday. This is the day when I think all men should be able to do whatever the hell it is that you guys do to make you feel like Ice Cube when he said “Today was a good day.”
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Facebook Meat Market: A Trollin’ We Will Go
I’ve been thinking a lot about the topic of dating lately. Maybe it’s because Valentine’s Day is creeping up on me in all it’s sneaky glory. Cupid’s a little bastard when you think about it.
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Hello, Kitty
Most girls have a thing for Hello Kitty. By “girls,” I mean females who have yet to hit puberty. I didn’t realize, however, that most women over the legal drinking age are still fixated and fascinated by this kitty cat.
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Come To The Dark Side. We Have Cookies
My friends think I’m a little weird. I say “weird” is relative so HAH!! But seriously. They can’t understand my fascination with things that go bump in the night.
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‘Back To The Cutest Girls In The World, I Wish They All Could Be California Girls’
Years ago, the women actually looked like women because they had curves where we’re supposed to have them. Now a lot of females are just really thin.