You better stop! Hey, what’s that sound?
“Guile, a major in the United States Air Force, has joined the Revolech SFO collection! Combining his skills in various martial arts with his techniques as a professional wrestler…”
Some genius once said that the only sure things in life are death and taxes… well he/she forgot Brazilians and their forever always concave butts.
A tree in Japan bears a striking natural resemblance to Godzilla, king of the monsters. It’s no miracle, or the signal to the end of days. It’s just a coincidence…
“A tuck or a lift never hurt anyone. In 50 years time I may look like a Siamese cat in a wind tunnel but as of this moment I haven’t and the rack is real.”